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jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck
no it’s ok, pooh had it coming
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yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole
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If you can’t handle me at my Lindsay Lohan then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé
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From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
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Isn’t it interesting that so many people’s first priority when it comes to equality is violence against women?
It really shows you what’s on men’s minds as far as equality goes.
What this really shows you though is how violent patriarchal masculinity is and how it manifests itself into the lives of men.
It’s so scary because this is one of the top responses I get from men regarding feminism and equality between men and women.
Like…they want to be able to beat up a woman without going to jail for it. They want to be able to force a woman to have sex with them without, and I quote, “Having her cry rape every single time and getting people thrown in prison”.
Like this is what you consider equality? You want us to be equal so you can be openly abusive without reproach?
That’s fucked up on so many levels I can’t even…
Legalize marijuana and the economy will flourish because everyone will be out buying cameras to take pictures blowing smoke from their mouths
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dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
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how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass
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HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
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Me on my way to steal your man
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How did these two even win the hunger games?
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